Poem for my blackberry

Dear Blackberry,

I like you.
Sometimes when you ring,
I ignore you.
Please don't take it personally;
I just know its probably an email from Frank Rumbunkasisi.
I don't know who he is,
but I'd like it if you could filter him out.
I find it disconcerting that you're made by a company called RIM,
But I'll let you off,
as you help look occupied in awkward situations,
and sometimes make me look professional,
at least that would be the case,
If I'd brushed my hair today.
Please try and make your battery last a bit longer.

The End.