Wednesday, June 08, 2011

5 ways I don't fit in.

1. I talk to animals. With farm animals I occasionaly try to warn them of their impending doom, but perhaps I should let ignorance be bliss.

2. I hate wearing shoes.And not just after 2am and 2many glasses of rose Trips 2 sainsburys, in the office.....beee free my feet.

3. I'll always choose to sit on the floor over a chair. Closer to the rats.

4. I think 'Who are you?' is an acceptable way to greet people

5. I don't care if people don't like the way I look, as long as I do:
I liked my peroxide blonde that looked about as natural as a manatee on the high street.

And I don't mind being a dark shade of orange. I feel exotic.





1 comment:

sparkles said...

love you